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You might not know this, but we are big Avett Brothers fans in this house. (Did I tell you about the time I met Joe Kwon? Yeah, I did. I met Joe Kwon. We’re facebook friends and everything. He’s not scared when I peek in his windows even a little bit anymore. Because I KNOW HIM!)
We’re besties. He just doesn’t know it.
Well, this one time, a little over a year ago, there was an earthquake on the East Coast. Except I didn’t know it. My kids and I didn’t notice it because we were having our afternoon dance party, rocking out to The Avett Brothers like whoa. A little while later, I checked facebook, and everyone on this side of the country, including my neighbors, was talking about how the walls were shakin’ and the earth moved under their feet. (See what I did there? I snuck AC/DC and Carole King lyrics in there. Beat that mash up, Glee.) That’s how hard my family rocks. We can’t even be bothered to notice earthquakes when we’re shaking our money makers.
So what I and my friends, Hyundai Santa Fe and Rolling Stone, all want to know is this: Does your family rock? We want to know if your family values kindness, sharing, hard work, loud singing, mud, practical jokes, and mischief in general. If you do, and I’m betting so or you wouldn’t be reading this blog, you should enter a photo of yourselves rocking the casbah. (Who cares if Sharif don’t like it?) Oh, and include 500 words or less about your family. You can do all of that here.
Besides showing off your prowess for rocking hard core, you’ll be entered to win prizes that include a photo shoot featuring your family in Rolling Stone (Gonna send five copies to my mother!) shot by an industry photographer, airfare, hotel, and transportation to the 55th Grammy Awards (I’m betting Joe Kwon will be there, since he’s nominated for one), and a fully tricked-out Hyundai Santa Fe custom rock ‘n’ roller. The contest ends December 14, 2012, so you’d best get to shaking up champagne bottles and spewing them all over your groupies, using your instruments to beat the crap out of your hotel rooms, and standing on the roof screaming “I am a golden god” at all of your neighbors. That’s just a typical Tuesday night for me, but I rock pretty hard all of the time when I’m not doing laundry and telling the internet all of my innermost thoughts. And taking videos of my Frat Boy The Elder, clad in his Spiderman costume, breaking it down to “Ghostbusters.” Which explains why when I asked him to draw a picture of our family rocking out, he drew this:
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2 Comments on "Does your family rock?"
Well, you ARE Joan Jett.
You know what, Karen? You are absolutely right. I so deserve those prizes so I can support my rock and roll lifestyle. Thanks for recognizing my awesome.